
Apparently, new brides in Japan are very prone to start farting in front of their husbands. I distinctly remember on our honeymoon in Asheville, NC, out of the blue, for the first time ever after knowing each other for 11 years, I farted in front of my new wife, just a few days after our wedding. (Sorry, honey!)
Now I wonder what else I have in common with Japanese brides. It's probably not my petite figure.
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